There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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