Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
my sisters under your porch take her home
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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