Did you just see the Batmobile???
she pinky promised me she was 18
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We talked him into tasing himself.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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