why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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