so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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