I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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