this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Even my vagina gasped.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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