Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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