how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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