i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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