the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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