Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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