FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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