So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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