you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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