i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You left your phone here
Wait...
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