My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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