The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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