what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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