I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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