I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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