So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
