By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
sex in a hospital.. check
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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