but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
where are my eyebrows?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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