I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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