sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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