that's an acceptable place to lick
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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