found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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