I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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