Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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