One girl and one boy is just not enough.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
