Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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