I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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