my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again