and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Randomize