i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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