thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He did a backflip because drugs
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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