I will die if light touches me.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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