I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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