Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Sorry about my life...
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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