I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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