He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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