I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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