You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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