Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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