well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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