For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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