with your own penis?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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