you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Randomize
