She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I have tasted many bathrooms
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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