I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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