he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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