Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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