i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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