I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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