you guys were way drunker than both of me
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over