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• (404): View more from Georgia

  FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night

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  haha good one..how did you even know?

  (404): View more from Georgia

  we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.

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• (831): View more from California

  I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.

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