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• (513): View more from Ohio

  the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair

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• (716): View more from New York

  Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?

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• (418): View more from Quebec

  He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants

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• (858): View more from California

  did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?

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