I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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