why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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